My name is CRAIG EARL ARNWINE JR. and I am a real pathetic dead beat bum. I love me them cognitively slow chix where they think I am something in their tiny slow basic world.
WELL HELLO WORLD,
Don’t expect to hear me having paid any type of child support for the year 2013 and the 15 years leading up to 2013. AND you can for sure depend on me NOT paying a dime for 2014. Because I still ain’t shit. Most likely never will be.
But what you can expect world is this:
1. I will blame all my problems and failures on others (like my ex wife) EVEN THOUGH SHE FORGOT ABOUT ME YEARSSSSSSSS AGO AND MOVED ON IN HER LIFE.
2. I will not take responsibility for my actions (its because of the court, the police, a charge from when I was 17, which clearly is a lie, but that’s why I can’t be responsible because its all their fault
3. I will continue to make every chick that dates me listen to me obsess over my ex wife and they got to deal with it.
4. I will keep a box of artifacts dedicated to my ex wife. I WONT THROW ANYTHING AWAY THAT IS RELATED TO HER. Bitches got to deal with me rereading all her old letters!!!Because that is the only woman I ever loved and SHE LEFT MEEEEEEEEEE ALONE TO BE THE LOSER THAT I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
5. I will ALWAYS talk about the illuminati and why they hold me back
6. I will always think I am TUPAC
7. I will always sit around smoke dope and preach to weak ass chix that don’t know any better while I play music and be drunk hollering THUG LIFE!
8. I will always make excuses as to why I do not try
9. I will always talk about how my momma abused me and helped make me the loser that I am, but get upset when people talk bad about her for treating me badly
10. I will always talk about my kids in past tense, such as when they were 3 and 4 because that’s about the last time I ever saw them SO I have no memories of when they were 5 or 6, or 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. I only have memories of NOT SUPPORTING THEM. But guess what, I did get them Mcdonalds in the year 2012 after being ABSENT AND UN-SUPPORTIVE THE MAJORITY OF THEIR LIVES. I saw them for 45 minutes and didn’t give them shit. WOW. I really am a jerk.
11. I will always talk about the success of other people in my family even though I never see them or they avoid me because I’m full of shit and they are embarrassed of me. (i.e. my aunt did that, my uncle does this, my cousin does that) AND LOW AND BEHOLD I DON’T DO SHIT so why am I even talking when I don’t got NO SUCCESS OF MY OWN TO TALK ABOUT. I ride coat tails as you can see.
So world I intend on being a screwed up bum in society that will remain irresponsible while you guys work hard, pay your taxes and support your kids with all your hard effort, blood sweat and tears. NOT THIS NIGGA HERE!
Oh, and any weak ass chix looking for a sorry ass 35 year old boy to date. HIT ME UP! Ps. I will keep you down while I am in and out of jail. Just so you know.